Saturday, February 25, 2012

Post #34

On human physiology:

"I just can't seem to turn myself on."

Because that would be normal?
-February 25, 2012

Friday, February 24, 2012

Post #33

On scholarly essays:

"I submitted a paper on blackboard with the title 'Fuck Me' a day after the professor overheard me say that I wanted to fuck him."

-February 24, 2012