Post #42

On college and appendages:

-August 23, 2012, 3:55 P.M.

Post #41

On supermarkets and delicacies:

"BJs from Revere Girl are like putting your dick inside a hot pocket."

Classy has a name and it's Revere Girl.
-April 22, 2012

Post #40

On pedophilia:

Revere Girl

I think I'm too old to be checking out boys at mr.rhs right now

I don't want to say it but "RHS" is Revere High School...and yes, you are too old...

-April 11, 2012

Post #39

On longing and lust:

Revere Girl

Nobody wants to make out right now

That is the worst!

-April 1, 2012, 2 a.m.

Post #38

On human manifestations and Italian food:

" I feel like a sausage. Not that I want one, but that I'm personifying myself as one."

-March 23, 2012, 6:58 P.M.

Post #37

On the new millennium 2000:

"On New Year's Eve, I remember standing in front of the mirror waiting to die."

Whoah.

-March 21, 2012, 6 p.m.

Post #36

On words and definitions:

Revere Girl

once you have the best you cant do better

 

Yes, that is what "best" means.

-March 2, 2012

Post #35

On aquatic leisure:

Revere Girl

i want to go to the aquarium and play with stringrays

 

I don't know if I should be the one to point out that that hasn't ended well for some people...

-February 25, 2012

Post #34

On human physiology:

"I just can't seem to turn myself on."

Because that would be normal?
-February 25, 2012

Post #33

On scholarly essays:

"I submitted a paper on blackboard with the title 'Fuck Me' a day after the professor overheard me say that I wanted to fuck him."

-February 24, 2012

Post #32

On physics:

Revere Girl

Drinking frozen hot chocolate and hating life

 ·  · Il y a environ une heure via mobile · 

I never took physics, but I'm pretty sure, no, 100% sure that frozen things cannot be hot.

-January 29, 2012, 8:30 p.m.

Post #31

On fitness:

Revere Girl

Only I would get my ankle stuck in the elpcital and cut myself

I get my foot stuck in the elpcital all the time, it's a common thing. It happens.

-January 25, 2012