Thursday, August 23, 2012

Post #42

On college and appendages:


-August 23, 2012, 3:55 P.M.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Post #41

On supermarkets and delicacies:

"BJs from Revere Girl are like putting your dick inside a hot pocket."

Classy has a name and it's Revere Girl.
-April 22, 2012

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Post #40

On pedophilia:

I think I'm too old to be checking out boys at mr.rhs right now

I don't want to say it but "RHS" is Revere High School...and yes, you are too old...

-April 11, 2012

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Post #39

On longing and lust:

Nobody wants to make out right now

That is the worst!
-April 1, 2012, 2 a.m.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Post #38

On human manifestations and Italian food:

" I feel like a sausage. Not that I want one, but that I'm personifying myself as one."

-March 23, 2012, 6:58 P.M.


Thursday, March 22, 2012

Post #37

On the new millennium 2000:

"On New Year's Eve, I remember standing in front of the mirror waiting to die."

Whoah.

-March 21, 2012, 6 p.m.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Post #36

On words and definitions:

once you have the best you cant do better
 
Yes, that is what "best" means.

-March 2, 2012